January 2012
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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ficklefuddledwords: Making chocolate bread for the boyfriend tomorrow. That poor guy is going to be so tired of baked goods. NEVERRRRRRRR
Jan 25th
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“In a case like this I guess there is a reason to cry over spilt milk…”
– Obama refering to an outdated regulation concerning farmers ability to contain a milk spill. So Apparently our president has the same since of humor as my dad.
Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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“As we mark the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we must remember that this...”
– President Obama’s statement on the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade (via barackobama)
Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Hutch Goes to Office Depot
Hutch: I might even check out some label makers.
Me: LABEL MAKERS ARE THE SHIT.
Hutch: I probably won't buy one, but I might just lust over them.
Me: Let me know if you decide to leave me for one.
Hutch: I'll give you fair notice.
Hutch: I mean, that could be a sweet threesome though.
Me: Oh my God.
Jan 17th
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Fickle Fuddled Words: so i figured it's been... →
gabrielesque: here is a picture of me: favourite color: nicolas cage favourite movie: nicolas cage favourite actor: nicolas cage favourite day: nicolas cage favourite month: nicolas cage favourite season: nicolas cage favourite pet: nicolas cage favourite sport: nicolas cage-ing GPOY
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
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“They like dropping me in a well and making me booty-dance my way out.”
– Hutch, referring to his roommates (via ficklefuddledwords) it is the dance of my people
Jan 13th
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My dad just texted me asking why I haven't added... →
Jan 13th
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“I’m nippin’ like a mofo.”
– Lirby
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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ficklefuddledwords: I’ve decided that my scale of cute things is from 1-15, 1 being Jesse Eisenberg (minimum cuteness) and 15 being babies in bowties and sweatervests. Martin Freeman is a 12. Labradoodles are a 10. Jens Lekman is a 14. Okay, apparently there’s some confusion with this.  This scale measures cute things.  Therefore, things must be at least sort of cute to get onto this scale....
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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As it turns out
Honey badger does give a fuck.
Jan 10th
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Squashed: How come no one likes Jon Huntsman?  →
squashed: golden-notebook: I think he’d be a great rival to Obama in the general election. I don’t get it. Why don’t Republicans like him? Are they priming him for 2016? Is 2012 already a lost race? Around 2006, we had a running joke about the Democrats’ ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of…
Jan 9th
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ficklefuddledwords: Boyfriend. Awwwww yeah. “Awwwww yeah.” indeed
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Candy Corn
Lirby: Can someone put a piece of candy corn in my boobs and motorboat me?
Me: So you want me to motorboat you?
Lirby: It's for science!
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Ron Paul claims that sexual harassment shouldn't...
aculturedswine: Way to court that Herman Cain nomination. well there goes the last of my respect for him.
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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December 2011
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FAYETOWN BOUND
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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ListenWhitest Boy Alive: Golden Cage
Dec 30th
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